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Today, as soon as I got to work I leaned back in my chair and closed my eyes. The next thing I remember is opening my eyes to my boss and a bunch of co-workers hovering over me. I had fallen asleep. I snore REALLY loudly. FME

#1000077 (0 Comments) - Yeah, that sucks. (9) - You Deserve It! (4) - Topic: Work - FMEer: carl - 9/3/2009 7:04:45 PM

Today, I decided to climb up on my roof to replace the shingles because my roof is leaking in several spots. As I am clearing the final old shingles from my roof, I step on a nail which makes me leap and slip on the remaining shingles, making me fall from the roof and breaking my leg. Needless to say I now have broken leg, no shingles on the roof, no money to hire anyone and the weatherman is calling for rain. FME

#1000074 (0 Comments) - Yeah, that sucks. (8) - You Deserve It! (0) - Topic: Life - FMEer: carl - 9/1/2009 1:17:44 PM

Today, I was hailing a cab to get to my job interview. I thought I had successfully hailed the cab when he sped up at the last minute and blew by me to catch a hot blond up ahead of me. As he blew by me, the cab landed in a huge pot hole filled with mud and water which landed all over my suit. I never made it to the job interview and now they won't return my calls. FME

#1000072 (0 Comments) - Yeah, that sucks. (8) - You Deserve It! (1) - Topic: Work - FMEer: carl - 8/31/2009 10:28:53 AM

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FME

#1000066 (0 Comments) - Yeah, that sucks. (0) - You Deserve It! (5) - Topic: Life - FMEer: carl - 8/24/2009 3:52:14 PM

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