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Today, car battery died - replaced it. Also, tried running some good ol abandonware to take my mind off the coming week, only to have it crash my computer (with a black screen of death, no restart, no reset, no reboot, no of anything to analyze the problem). Have to take it to get it checked, most likely replace the really nice video card or dare I say...my hard drivefuck. FME

#1000083 (0 Comments) - Yeah, that sucks. (0) - You Deserve It! (10) - Topic: Life - FMEer: downluck - 2/21/2010 8:07:01 PM

Today, I found out that my best friend and this guy that I had a crush on the last couple years is getting married early next year. My best friend never told me that they were dating and always encouraged me to go after him, but she never told me she was actually dating him over the last 2 years in secret. I'm crushed. FME

#1000082 (0 Comments) - Yeah, that sucks. (10) - You Deserve It! (3) - Topic: Romance - FMEer: brenda - 11/10/2009 6:28:09 AM

Today, I took a pregnacy test and found out that I was pregnant. When my husband got home I told him the great news and his words were. "Hmm, we still get to have sex right?" Men Suck. FME

#1000081 (2 Comments) - Yeah, that sucks. (20) - You Deserve It! (4) - Topic: Spouse - FMEer: stacey - 9/18/2009 7:05:20 AM

Today, I picked my 5 year old daughter up from day care and on the way home she said "Dad I saw mommy kissing some other guy yesterday". I thought she was just playing and then she said "Mommy and the guy didn't have any clothes on either". Until today, I thought we were happily married. FME

#1000080 (1 Comments) - Yeah, that sucks. (23) - You Deserve It! (1) - Topic: Spouse - FMEer: robbie - 9/15/2009 1:57:32 PM

Today, someone called Child Services on me. I was devastated! They came out and drilled me with questions and looked at me as if I was a terrible mother. Later I found out that it was my son who called and he said it was because I kept beating him in Halo on the XBox. FME

#1000079 (0 Comments) - Yeah, that sucks. (13) - You Deserve It! (2) - Topic: Children - FMEer: lisa - 9/11/2009 6:16:37 AM

Today, I couldn't believe my life could suck too much more. So since i got kicked out of my place, I moved what I had left to this nice old ladies basement. She said I could live rent free if I helped around the house and yard. She died this morning and now her son thinks I was trying to rob her blind and won't let me back in to get my stuff. FME

#1000078 (0 Comments) - Yeah, that sucks. (9) - You Deserve It! (3) - Topic: Life - FMEer: tim - 9/10/2009 7:40:31 PM

Today, as soon as I got to work I leaned back in my chair and closed my eyes. The next thing I remember is opening my eyes to my boss and a bunch of co-workers hovering over me. I had fallen asleep. I snore REALLY loudly. FME

#1000077 (0 Comments) - Yeah, that sucks. (9) - You Deserve It! (4) - Topic: Work - FMEer: carl - 9/3/2009 7:04:45 PM

Today, was my first day back at work because of my last FME posting. I have been calling in sick since it happened. Needless to say, I have my boss winking at me. What a dickhead. FME

#1000076 (0 Comments) - Yeah, that sucks. (8) - You Deserve It! (4) - Topic: Life - FMEer: julie - 9/3/2009 2:11:41 PM

Today, because I don't have a job and I don't have any money, my landlord has just evicted me. Furthermore, my girlfriend called me and told me that because I am such a looser and can't get a job she is dumping me. Please someone lend me your basement or spare bedroom (I'm in NY). FME

#1000075 (0 Comments) - Yeah, that sucks. (1) - You Deserve It! (6) - Topic: Life - FMEer: tim - 9/2/2009 12:43:40 PM

Today, I decided to climb up on my roof to replace the shingles because my roof is leaking in several spots. As I am clearing the final old shingles from my roof, I step on a nail which makes me leap and slip on the remaining shingles, making me fall from the roof and breaking my leg. Needless to say I now have broken leg, no shingles on the roof, no money to hire anyone and the weatherman is calling for rain. FME

#1000074 (0 Comments) - Yeah, that sucks. (8) - You Deserve It! (0) - Topic: Life - FMEer: carl - 9/1/2009 1:17:44 PM

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